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Maddie
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ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME

(Source: lady-lannistarth, via allisonargentisinfrance)

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

(Source: leaveatrail, via iwouldhavehelpedwillgraham)

rift-master:

the-eagle-atarian:

polygenderprincess:

friendly reminder that!! self diagnosis is just as good as a professional diagnosis and saying that it isnt is classist and ableist uwu

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I have cancer. Your post gave me cancer. That is my self diagnosis and will be sending you the million dollar medical bills shortly.

(via officialgreywardening)

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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(via vold-e-mart)

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

(via i-know-bow-ties-are-cool)

thosecomics:

hoh

(via i-know-bow-ties-are-cool)

teacher: okay here's the scenario
teacher: your parents leave for the weekend and you and your six friends want to drive to a party that none of your parents know about, what is the issue
friend: theres not enough room in the car

luffles424:

autobotashley21:

luffles424:

Geoff and Gav started wrestling yesterday after the con.

Why is that girl so close to them filming? Haha she looks like a major creepster.

You do realize that that’s Meg who’s filming right?

(via fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)

blackinnonftw:

illegalsoma:

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

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(via jilyevotter)

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

(via liamdryden)

raider-nails:

penofham:

penofham:

Anyone who reblogs this with a load of text trying to justify their shitty actions is only further proving my point, so I dare you.

I fixed a painfully obvious spelling mistake. Please reblog this version.

I could not agree more

(via allisonargentisinfrance)

bowlegged-beauty:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via swagmastersatan)