Maddie; Sustainable Agriculture major; confused almost 99% of the time; Loves goats.
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily
i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america
I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.
I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
So much for owls saying hoot :U
"Are we ready, little one?"
*SCREECH OF MURDEROUS RAGE*
I’ve got nothing but love for folks who call angry, screeching predators ‘little one’.
Prix de Lausanne 2014
The Sleeping Beauty - Aurora
HOW DOES THIS NOT HURT?!?
condolences to her feet, lady got skills
never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.
in a modern au lily is james’ phone background, and a picture of the both of them together is his lock screen. in his camera, he has hundreds of pictures of lily where she’s either glaring at him or laughing at him. and he refuses to erase a single one. she steals his…
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
You win this time
Your backpacks should not be bigger than you
don’t listen to her. make your backpack double your weight so you can be the strongest
dont even bring a backpack take a luggage
they’re trying to slow you down so you make easy prey, ignore them
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"